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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I - What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) - What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs..... A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III - What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." AND FINALLY - Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Created by: UpperBucksCpl
Original Starting post for this thread:

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I -

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? 
Juan on Juan. 

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? 
The position of the dirt bag. 

Why is divorce so expensive? 
Because it's worth it. 

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? 
Because Janet Reno is her real father. 

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) -

What do you call a smart blonde? 
A golden retriever. 

What do attorneys use for birth control? 
Their personalities. 

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 
45 lbs..... 

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs? 
The blonde, because she's 18. 

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? 
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. 

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
"Are you sure it's mine?" 

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? 
Breasts don't have eyes. 

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? 
He walks around saying "Yo." 

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays? 
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. 

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III -

What's the Cuban National Anthem? 
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? 
A different bar. 

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other? 
A speech impediment. 

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast? 
They're hiring. 

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? 
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe". 

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? 
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale? 
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna
believe this shit..." 

AND FINALLY -

Why is there no Disneyland in China? 
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

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User Details are only visible to members.	SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I - What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) - What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs..... A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III - What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." AND FINALLY - Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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