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Women who always have an orgasm while having sex............................ 15% Men who always have an orgasm while having sex.................................. 65% Women who wish their partners could last long enough so they could have just one orgasm............. 95% Men who always have an orgasm while having sex with a partner.............. 5% Men who lie about sex........................................................................... 100% Religious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex............. 15% Nonreligious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex......... 10% Religious people who think sex should be a part of religious practice........ 58% Non-religious people who would get religion if sex were a part of religious practice...................... 89% Priests who wish to engage in sex........................................................... 26% Priests who currently engage in sex........................................................ 26% Men, age 18 to 26, who have sex several times a week........................... 38% Men, age 65 and over, who have sex several times a week..................... 39% Men of all ages who wished they got it even once a week........................ 89% Ultraliberals who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex... 15% Ultraconservatives who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex............................... 29% Guys who really cared about simultaneous orgasm................................... 2% Guys who think a partner is a must for gratifying sex................................ 9% Midwesterners who have had sex with more than 100 partners................. 1% Californians who have had sex with more than 100 partners................... 15% Californians who can’t distinguish reality................................................... 15% Men who have had an orgasm while looking at “girlie” magazines............. 99% Men who practice safe sex..................................................................... 46% Women who practice safe sex................................................................ 73% Blondes who think safe sex means locking the door................................ 98% Men who think safe sex is not having her husband find out..................... 23% Men whose first sexual partner was a female............................................. 9% Women whose first sexual partner was a male........................................... 9% Men who can count their sexual partners on one hand............................ 46% Men whose hand IS their sexual partner................................................. 54% Men who have hot sexual partners........................................................... 8% Men whose think their sexual partner is full of hot air................................ 82% Men whose sexual partner must be filled with hot air.................................. 7% Children who really loved their pets......................................................... 91% Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex................................... 96% Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex with other than relatives and farm animals............ 0.003 Feel free to add your own scientific information. ;-)

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I laughed all the way through, just knowing that it had to be true.

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Women who always have an orgasm while having sex............................ 15% Men who always have an orgasm while having sex.................................. 65% Women who wish their partners could last long enough so they could have just one orgasm............. 95% Men who always have an orgasm while having sex with a partner.............. 5% Men who lie about sex........................................................................... 100% Religious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex............. 15% Nonreligious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex......... 10% Religious people who think sex should be a part of religious practice........ 58% Non-religious people who would get religion if sex were a part of religious practice...................... 89% Priests who wish to engage in sex........................................................... 26% Priests who currently engage in sex........................................................ 26% Men, age 18 to 26, who have sex several times a week........................... 38% Men, age 65 and over, who have sex several times a week..................... 39% Men of all ages who wished they got it even once a week........................ 89% Ultraliberals who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex... 15% Ultraconservatives who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex............................... 29% Guys who really cared about simultaneous orgasm................................... 2% Guys who think a partner is a must for gratifying sex................................ 9% Midwesterners who have had sex with more than 100 partners................. 1% Californians who have had sex with more than 100 partners................... 15% Californians who can’t distinguish reality................................................... 15% Men who have had an orgasm while looking at “girlie” magazines............. 99% Men who practice safe sex..................................................................... 46% Women who practice safe sex................................................................ 73% Blondes who think safe sex means locking the door................................ 98% Men who think safe sex is not having her husband find out..................... 23% Men whose first sexual partner was a female............................................. 9% Women whose first sexual partner was a male........................................... 9% Men who can count their sexual partners on one hand............................ 46% Men whose hand IS their sexual partner................................................. 54% Men who have hot sexual partners........................................................... 8% Men whose think their sexual partner is full of hot air................................ 82% Men whose sexual partner must be filled with hot air.................................. 7% Children who really loved their pets......................................................... 91% Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex................................... 96% Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex with other than relatives and farm animals............ 0.003 Feel free to add your own scientific information. ;-)

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