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Who Farted K. M.

want another round I'm unsure if it was the bartender or the hooker.

smoke um if you got um Rick Morranis (space balls)

" Mama always told me life is like a box of hand grenades, you fuck up and you gonna die" some comedian I can't remember

save a horse and a cowboy, ride me yours truly

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whats the best time to go to bed,,,,,, nighttime. whats the best time to wake up.morning The only difference between success and failure is one more try Sometimes your the bug ,sometimes your the windshield Today is only yesterdays tomorrow not everything that glitters is gold. LZ

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." -- Willy Wonka

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"If you see a fork in the road, take it !" - Yogi Berra

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"I see you shiver with antici............pation" Dr. Frankenfurter - Rocky Horror

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"Loud Pipes, Save Lives"

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Injection Is nice, But I'd rather be blown!

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Why be one, if you can't act like one.

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"No, we aren't homosexual, but we are willing to learn." Stripes, Russel Ziskey

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" Spaceballs, Rick Moranis

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" Everybody's doin it" (Frank the Tank)

"Every ones a comedian" (Rodney Dangerfield)

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