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TOPIC: PUSSY VS BEER

Created by: willyt Original Starting post for this thread:
PUSSY VS. BEER A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Pussy. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy Only 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in 24 +++. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Pussy It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Pussy If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog that you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.

Created by: willyt
Original Starting post for this thread:

PUSSY VS. BEER
 
  A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
                    Advantage: Beer.
 
  A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
                   Advantage: Pussy.
 
  Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
  Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
                  Advantage: Beer.
 
  Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
  Pussy does not.
                  Advantage:  Pussy.
 
  If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
                   Advantage: Pussy
 
  Only 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in 24 +++.
                   Advantage: Pussy.
 
  Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
                   Advantage:  Pussy.
 
  If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
                   Advantage: Beer.
 
  The government taxes beer.
                   Advantage:  Pussy.
 
  If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will *definitely* get mad.
                   Advantage: Beer.
 
  Six beers in a night and you better not drive.  Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
                   Advantage: Pussy
 
  Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much  pussy and you will get poor.
                   Advantage: Pussy
 
  It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands  at a football game.  You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
                   Advantage: Pussy
 
  If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.  If a cop smells pussy on your breath,  you are going to get a high five.
                 Advantage: Pussy
 
   With beer, bigger is better.
                 Advantage: beer.
 
  Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
                 Advantage: beer.
 
  Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the *porcelain* god.
                  Advantage: Pussy
 
  If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.  If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
                  Advantage: Pussy
 
  Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
                  Advantage: Pussy.
 
  If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
                     Advantage: Pussy
 
  If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog that you are.
                     Advantage:  Beer.
 
  If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
                     Advantage: beer.
 
  The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
                    Advantage: Pussy.
 
  The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
                    Advantage: Beer.

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User Details are only visible to members.	PUSSY VS. BEER A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Pussy. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy Only 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in 24 +++. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Pussy It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Pussy If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog that you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.
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