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TOPIC: PC muscle contest
Created by: hapci534
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It's accepted wisdom that control of one's PC muscle results in better erections. So they organize a PC muscle contest.

First competitor: Johnny. He steps up to the podium, puts a lemon on the table. He kneels over the lemon, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the lemon is gone! His butt sucked it in. Ovation, applause.

Next competitor: Jimmy. He steps up to the podium, puts an apple on the table. Astonished silence. Jimmy kneels over the apple, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the apple is gone! Even bigger ovation.

Finally, the favorite: Bubba. He steps up to the podium, reaches into his pocket and puts a tiny walnut on the table. The crowd shouts: "Boo! Get outta here!" Bubba kneels over the walnut, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the table is gone...

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It's accepted wisdom that control of one's PC muscle results in better erections. So they organize a PC muscle contest.

First competitor: Johnny. He steps up to the podium, puts a lemon on the table. He kneels over the lemon, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the lemon is gone! His butt sucked it in. Ovation, applause.

Next competitor: Jimmy. He steps up to the podium, puts an apple on the table. Astonished silence. Jimmy kneels over the apple, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the apple is gone! Even bigger ovation.

Finally, the favorite: Bubba. He steps up to the podium, reaches into his pocket and puts a tiny walnut on the table. The crowd shouts: "Boo! Get outta here!" Bubba kneels over the walnut, flexes his PC muscle, and "sssschlubb!" - the table is gone...

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TOPIC: PC muscle contest