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Created by: sa_interracialcpl Original Starting post for this thread:
The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and askedeveryone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised hewould do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A womannamed Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it!!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

Created by: sa_interracialcpl
Original Starting post for this thread:

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and askedeveryone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.'   He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into

the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised hewould do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A womannamed Yellow
Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on...
take a guess !!!


Think about it!!!


You're going to
love this !!!

Everyone
knows...

You
can't kill Two Birds

with OneStone!!!

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User Details are only visible to members.	The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and askedeveryone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised hewould do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A womannamed Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it!!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
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