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Created by: cplofunswingers Original Starting post for this thread:
A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive lady at the bar. After a few minutes of flirty conversation, the guy lights up a cigarette. Lady: Oh, you smoke? Guy: Yeah. Lady: How much do you smoke per day? Guy: About 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: About $10. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: About 15 years. Lady: So 1 pack is $10 and you smoke 3 packs a day, which means you spend about $900 per month. And after 1 year, that's $10,800. Guy: That sounds about right. Lady: Do you know that if you didn't smoke, you could have put that money into a savings account and after 15 years with interest you could have bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Well then where's your fucking Ferrari? T

Created by: cplofunswingers
Original Starting post for this thread:

A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive lady at the bar.  After a few minutes of flirty conversation, the guy lights up a cigarette.  

Lady:  Oh, you smoke?  
Guy:  Yeah.  
Lady:  How much do you smoke per day?  
Guy:  About 3 packs.  
Lady:  How much per pack?
Guy:  About $10.  
Lady:  And how long have you been smoking?  
Guy:  About 15 years.  
Lady:  So 1 pack is $10 and you smoke 3 packs a day, which means you spend about $900 per month.  And after 1 year, that's $10,800.  
Guy:  That sounds about right.  
Lady:  Do you know that if you didn't smoke, you could have put that money into a savings account and after 15 years with interest you could have bought a Ferrari?
Guy:  Oh.  Do you smoke?  
Lady:  No. 
Guy:  Well then where's your fucking Ferrari?  

T

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User Details are only visible to members.	A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive lady at the bar. After a few minutes of flirty conversation, the guy lights up a cigarette. Lady: Oh, you smoke? Guy: Yeah. Lady: How much do you smoke per day? Guy: About 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: About $10. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: About 15 years. Lady: So 1 pack is $10 and you smoke 3 packs a day, which means you spend about $900 per month. And after 1 year, that's $10,800. Guy: That sounds about right. Lady: Do you know that if you didn't smoke, you could have put that money into a savings account and after 15 years with interest you could have bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Well then where's your fucking Ferrari? T
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