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TOPIC: Mistaken Identity
Created by: Bttrfly_Kss
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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TOPIC: Mistaken Identity