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GOOD OPPORTUNITY PLEASE READ! If you don't believe this can work... Read the letters after the instructions! MAKE PENIS FAST!!!


Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.

Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little business is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this service. (The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.)

1) Immediately cut off your penis at the base.

2) Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.

3) Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5 pieces of equal length.

4) Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying your penis for this service).

2) Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.

3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section, call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST.

4) Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.

NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof!

Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis.

1. Daniel J. Karnes 6394-B Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD 21045

2. Emil T. Chuck 6394-A Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD 21045

3. Charles Whatson 7690 Karnesville Road Phobic, MI 48348

4. William Davenant 8295 Hiding Closet Rd Clarkston, MI 48348

5. Peter Ruckman 14805 Rivercrest Sterling Hts., MI 48312

6. Steven Crisp 3718 Kings Point Troy, MI 48083

7. Mark Gengler 5748 Patterson Troy, MI 48098

8. Pat Robertson 666 God's Little Homophobe Road Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307

9. Fred Phelps 14-U Our Saviour of the Closet Lane Orchard Lake, MI 48323

10. Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco Mercenary Street Lung Cancer Hacks., VA 48038

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