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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Take your foot off his head. Q: What does a lawyer and sperm have in common? A: Only one in 3 million has a chance at becoming a human being. T |
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Know the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder....and the other is a fish. {Sorry, y'all, HAD to!} |
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Despite the recent publicity around shark sightings and the high potential for attacks in the seas off Cape Cod, the free afternoon of a professional gathering of attorneys found most of them happily swimming at the otherwise deserted beaches.
When interviewed by the local TV news team, a couple of the attorneys explained why they were unafraid to swim among the great whites: "professional courtesy". |
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car comes along and hits the door.
When the police arrive at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeemer!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!", retorted the cop. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex???!!!" |
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Crestview FL |
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities. |
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Philadelphia PA |
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"What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff and there are two empty seats"
"A crying shame!" |
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Amherst OH |
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What do you call a room full of lawyers neck deep in shit???
Not quite enough shit!!!!! |
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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!! |
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Saint John IN |
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