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A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus. so shut the fuck up."
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Oak Ridge NC
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kellyjean...your funny..
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Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra
Mom replies " What the hell for?" Boy replies "Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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Oak Ridge NC
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I first heard that when Meg Ryan told it to Dennis Quaid in "D.O.A.".
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Windermere FL
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What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the males are pulling Santa's sleigh??
They go into town and blow a few bucks!!
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Oak Ridge NC
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Open wide for chunky!
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Hanford CA
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I think my neighbors were eating candy bars last night. All night I could hear her saying, "Oh Henry!, Oh Henry!"
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Hanford CA
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Now that is funny.
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North Port FL
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I like that one VA
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” -
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Oak Ridge NC
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I saw this woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess"
I said "Implants?" Bitch hit me!
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TOPIC: Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
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