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What did the Unabomber and a 16 year old girl from rural Indiana have in common. ... The were both fingered by their brother.

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Indecent: When its in tight and in deep...Its in decent.

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two sharks came up on a guy swimming today. The younger shark asked the older shark what do we do? The older shark said, half fin out of the water, and we will circle this jerk 3 times. the sharks did that, the younger shark asked now what? The older shark said full fin out of water, and 3 more laps around this clown. The younger shark asked why they were doing all this? older shark said, because hes going to taste so much better if we scare the shit out of him.

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I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about......... I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God", "you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

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Now this is just a joke so all you lawyers don't get a red ass over it. My favorite nephew is a lawyer

Do you know what a crying shame is? A bus load of lawyers going over a bluff with the back seat empty Charlie

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Uh......

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Do yo know why I love having sex with 23 yr olds?

Because ....there is twenty of them.

Hmm

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What does a 9volt battery and a asshole have in common?...............you know its wrong but you still want to put your tongue on it anyways...

Calhoun GA
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN COPACABANA, A MANSION IN PARIS, A JET TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT EUROPE, AN INFINITE VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."

THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN, DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's whore."

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kibblesnbits..stole yours. Thx.

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