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The first testicular guard, the "cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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I'll bite who's there?

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who's there?

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Overcoming Depression After suffering from severe depression, both my wife and I decided to commit suicide yesterday.

Strangely enough after she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better and thought.

What the Hell! I'll try to make a go of it!

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OK Knock Knock

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I have a good knock knock joke. You start it.

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A husband returns home to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

"What are you doing???", he shouts.

The wife replies to her lover, "I told you he was stupid!"

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HOW TO START A FIGHT

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started.

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A woman comes home from work after a very tough day and says to her husband "What a day, I don't know if I'm coming or going" To which he replies " By the look on your face your going, Cause when you're cumming you look like a down syndrome child trying to whistle"

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funny, John

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