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I saw this woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess"

I said "Implants?"

Bitch hit me!

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Fidel Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed.

America: Donald Trump is our new president.

Fidel Castro: Well then.....

Fullerton CA
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@Kelly good one!

How do you get pie out of the carpet? Have her shave the carpet.

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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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Worst.

Joke.

Ever.

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today is election day and the Democrats will hold the lead most of the day until the Republicans get off work.

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I just noticed that this thread was started by DestinFlCpl.

We disagee on almost everything, but he was a pretty good guy...

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LOL, that was a good one. I like that.

Marydel DE
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Why does the unibomer and a sixteen year old girl from rural Indiana have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother...

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What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

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