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1957: That is a true quote by Marine Corps ledge, General Puller (Chesty). All though the exact words he used is some what in dispute. Chesty was informed by his Intel Officer: the 1st Marine Brigade had been surrounded by the Chinese Army and were facing at least 12 Chinese to each Marine. The Chinese had moved in several hundred thousand men completely undetected. Then executed by any military standard a superior surprise attack. Each US Army Division on each flank of the Marines turned and ran when the Chinese attacked en mass, during the Korean War. The Marines held their position at Chosin Reservoir. This allowed the Chinese to completely surround the Marines. When looking at a map of where his Marines were and the placement of Chinese troops all around him, is when Chesty said: Good. We can shoot in any direction and kill those son of a bitches. The 1st Marines fought their way out with very little outside help. The weather was to bad for air support. It is estimated the Marines killed the Chinese at a rate of 8:1 on their march out.

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True story.

My cousin was in the Marine Corps during the Korean War. His outfit was surrounded by the North Koreans (Chinese). His C.O. said "Men, now we got'em where we want'em. We can shoot in any direction."

I have felt that way so many times.

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An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving.

She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" ... The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

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how do you get three gay men off a couch... jerk the middle one off and the other two will get off themselfs.......bs

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Thanks for the compliment.

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true. we don't even have local police in our town. Just the State Troopers. Then again, everybody knows everybody, so not much happens. Nice pic, btw.

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Funny but sadly true , over worked police !

LOL Mrs Sav

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great one, Mrs. Sav. really funny

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." Phillip said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up. Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" ( Don't mess with old folks. LOL

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President Obama asked a blonde, brunette, and a red head how much it would cost to have sex with them.The red head says 200.00 dollars .The blonde says 100.00 dollars. The brunette replied "Mr President if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times we are living in now & keep it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the rest of Americia, it won't cost you a fucking cent.

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