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User Details are only visible to members.	That's the difference between men and women- women choke on chicken while men choke the chicken. :-)
Brooklyn Park MN			Username hidden (2576 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country. She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she chokes on a chicken bone. Well, these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking, and they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over, and the second country boy starts licking his asshole. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The country boy pulls his coveralls back up and says to the other excitedly, "You're right Billy Bob, that Hind-Lick Maneuver works like a charm."
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User Details are only visible to members.	HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started....
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User Details are only visible to members.	when a news reporter pointed out that the marines were in retreat for the first time in history, the general replied "we are just fighting in a different direction".
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User Details are only visible to members.	1957: That is a true quote by Marine Corps ledge, General Puller (Chesty). All though the exact words he used is some what in dispute. Chesty was informed by his Intel Officer: the 1st Marine Brigade had been surrounded by the Chinese Army and were facing at least 12 Chinese to each Marine. The Chinese had moved in several hundred thousand men completely undetected. Then executed by any military standard a superior surprise attack. Each US Army Division on each flank of the Marines turned and ran when the Chinese attacked en mass, during the Korean War. The Marines held their position at Chosin Reservoir. This allowed the Chinese to completely surround the Marines. When looking at a map of where his Marines were and the placement of Chinese troops all around him, is when Chesty said: Good. We can shoot in any direction and kill those son of a bitches. The 1st Marines fought their way out with very little outside help. The weather was to bad for air support. It is estimated the Marines killed the Chinese at a rate of 8:1 on their march out.
Tulare CA			Username hidden (1881 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	True story. My cousin was in the Marine Corps during the Korean War. His outfit was surrounded by the North Koreans (Chinese). His C.O. said "Men, now we got'em where we want'em. We can shoot in any direction." I have felt that way so many times.
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User Details are only visible to members.	An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" ... The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING." The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had." The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
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User Details are only visible to members.	how do you get three gay men off a couch... jerk the middle one off and the other two will get off themselfs.......bs
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User Details are only visible to members.	Thanks for the compliment. Mrs Sav
Weaver AL			Username hidden (4052 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	true. we don't even have local police in our town. Just the State Troopers. Then again, everybody knows everybody, so not much happens. Nice pic, btw.
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