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Guy walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a shot, He drinks the beer and trhows the shot in his top pocket. The bar tender scratches his head and then he orders another and does the same thing. Curious the bar tender asks wtf? The guy sez mind your own business and orders another beer and a shot drinks the beer and throws the shot in his top pocket. "Look man I just want to know whats up? The guy sez I said to mind your own business...the Bar tender sez well my friend take a look around the bar. See all these Bikers? These are my friends...the Guy sez bring em on!!!! and the Mouse sticks his head out of his pocket and sez "Ya and bring on your fucking cat too....Hick up"

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I apologize if this one is already in this thread, but it is cute enough to repeat here:

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.

As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you; I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before," he said." Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded. "Black Pepper"

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lol, Mark

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CONDOM HISTORY

In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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What is the best job in the world?__________________Getting a blow job....

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condom tester?

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Ok, so what is the best job in the world?.... Getting a blow job....

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.

"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here - on the swing set," replied the drunk.

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Holy HELL..

ww w.justinian. com.au/storage/pdf/Daubney_R_Baker.pdf

This is a court transcript between a belligerent defendant and a much too patient judge in Australian court. It is far too long to cut and paste here, but it's ridiculous.

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Longtime Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda on one of his poorer hitting players "He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat"

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