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Q: What does a perverted frog say?

A: Rubbit

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Q: what do you call a fake noodle?

A: an IMPASTA!

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my last week or so (including today) reminds me of this joke’s punchline.

fed ex and ups were considering a merger. they called it off because they did not want to become known as the “fed ups.”

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I love porn advertisements.

After all, you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road and one was assaulted!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man . . . it's $4.95 a minute.

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My silence does not mean your sexual performance left me speechless

similar to

Five minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched her shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

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Why does it take longer to fly from a Naval Air Base to an Air Force Base than is does to fly from an Air Force Base to a Naval Air Station.

Cause the Navy sucks and the Air Force blows.

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What did Michael Jackson's house have in common with a Kmart sale? Answer--Boys' pants half-off.

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