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Created by: DestinFlCp
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Rick is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway . Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

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OMG OMG OMG that was funny

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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What's the difference between a lifestyler and a swinger?

Only the squatch knows for sure bahahahahaha (sorry forum newbies I just could not resist)

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Whats the difference between a husband and a lover?

about 4 inches

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Whats the difference between a wife and a lover

DAYTIME NIGHTTIME

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ROFL!

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Q: What does a perverted frog say?

A: Rubbit

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Q: what do you call a fake noodle?

A: an IMPASTA!

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my last week or so (including today) reminds me of this joke’s punchline.

fed ex and ups were considering a merger. they called it off because they did not want to become known as the “fed ups.”

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I love porn advertisements.

After all, you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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