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TOPIC: Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
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Rick is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway . Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

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Do yo know why I love having sex with 23 yr olds?

Because ....there is twenty of them.

Hmm

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What does a 9volt battery and a asshole have in common?...............you know its wrong but you still want to put your tongue on it anyways...

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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN COPACABANA, A MANSION IN PARIS, A JET TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT EUROPE, AN INFINITE VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."

THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN, DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's whore."

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kibblesnbits..stole yours. Thx.

Acworth GA
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A book fell on Sean Connery's head. When asked for comment, he said:

"I can only blame my shelf...."

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I was reading a story in the newspaper that said that 3,782,127 people got married last year and my first thought was "schould thatnot to have been an even number

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I was at an Irish wedding on Sat. during the reception the DJ asked all the men in the room to stand and go be with the one person in the room that made their life worth living.

This Thursday I am going to be attending the bar tenders funeral.

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While at an Italian restaurant, the waitress asked if I wanted "extra virgin olive oil" with... whatever I was having.

I replied "No thanks. I'd rather have olive oil that knows what it's doing."

My mother in law laughed hysterically, but the waitress didn't seem to think it was funny at all.

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Here's one my elderly aunt shared with me:

During a long day of looking around Cabela’s, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at ‘Hooter's for some Hot Wings and drinks. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators." I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot.

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