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Easternpacouple : I love that. Awesome. I put an abbreviated and somewhat more g-rated version on facebook today and everyone loves it. Here it is in case anyone wants to be lazy and copy/paste.

An Irish woman at the doctor complains about her husband's ailing libido. He suggests Viagra, but she says "No... he'll never take that".

"Why don't you try Irish Viagra?" he says "You drop it in his coffee. He'll never know."

So the next time she goes to her doctor, she tells him what happened.

"Oh no, it was terrible. It worked almost immediately. He stood up, ripped my clothes off, and made love to me right there on the table."

"I don't understand...." the doctor asked her "didn't you enjoy it?"

"Oh hell yes." she replied "But I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again."

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My wife is from Vietnam and sometimes English can cause some funny problems llike the time I went for an oil change. After paying I went back out to the car and all the guys working there were looking into my car and there was my wife setting naked. I had to explain that Lube and Go was not a dirve thru sex shop

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An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'... 'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked. 'It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.. ' It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor woman exclaimed, 'Oh, it was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye. With one swoop of his arms, he ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!' 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?' 'It was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.'

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

He Drowns

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Little girl went with her dad to the barber shop. She was standing close to the barber chair her dad was in, eating a cupcake. Concerned about the hair, the barber told her, "sweetie, you're going to get hair on your cupcake!" Without batting an eye she answered,"I know, an I'm going to get boobs, too."

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A husband comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend. He grabs his gun then kills his best friend and then he asks his wife,”What do you have to say?” She answered, “if you keep that up, you won’t have any friends left.”

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Did anyone see the Ravens' Ray Rice dragging his knocked-out-unconscious fiance from that Atlantic City elevator the other day? That may be his longest carry of the year.

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When I was a young man I used to want someday to 'be somebody'.

Now I wish I'd been a little more specific.

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What does M Jackson and J C Pennies have in common? They both have little boys panys half off.

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A guy walks into an opticle store to get his eyes checked. As he is waiting he looks around the store. In the middle of the room is a glass case with one pair of ordinary looking glasses in them with a price tag of $ 28,000.36.

The man asked the clerk about the high price of the specs.

"Oh those are special glasses sir," the clerk says, " anyone you look at while wearing these glasses will apear naked to you."

Not believing this, the guy asks to try them on and when he does, everyone in the store is buck naked!

He immediately buys them, because in these jokes, everyone is rich!

He cant wait to get home and show his wife his new glasses.

He gets to his front door, Puts on the glasses and swings open the door to find his wife and his best friend naked on the couch.

He stares at them naked, He takes off the glasses and they are still naked, Puts the specs on and takes them off a few more times only to see them still naked.

Angrily, the throws the glasses to the floor and yells, " Jesus H. Swartz! I just bought these damn things 30 min. ago and they are already busted!

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