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Little girl went with her dad to the barber shop. She was standing close to the barber chair her dad was in, eating a cupcake. Concerned about the hair, the barber told her, "sweetie, you're going to get hair on your cupcake!" Without batting an eye she answered,"I know, an I'm going to get boobs, too."

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A husband comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend. He grabs his gun then kills his best friend and then he asks his wife,”What do you have to say?” She answered, “if you keep that up, you won’t have any friends left.”

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Did anyone see the Ravens' Ray Rice dragging his knocked-out-unconscious fiance from that Atlantic City elevator the other day? That may be his longest carry of the year.

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When I was a young man I used to want someday to 'be somebody'.

Now I wish I'd been a little more specific.

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What does M Jackson and J C Pennies have in common? They both have little boys panys half off.

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A guy walks into an opticle store to get his eyes checked. As he is waiting he looks around the store. In the middle of the room is a glass case with one pair of ordinary looking glasses in them with a price tag of $ 28,000.36.

The man asked the clerk about the high price of the specs.

"Oh those are special glasses sir," the clerk says, " anyone you look at while wearing these glasses will apear naked to you."

Not believing this, the guy asks to try them on and when he does, everyone in the store is buck naked!

He immediately buys them, because in these jokes, everyone is rich!

He cant wait to get home and show his wife his new glasses.

He gets to his front door, Puts on the glasses and swings open the door to find his wife and his best friend naked on the couch.

He stares at them naked, He takes off the glasses and they are still naked, Puts the specs on and takes them off a few more times only to see them still naked.

Angrily, the throws the glasses to the floor and yells, " Jesus H. Swartz! I just bought these damn things 30 min. ago and they are already busted!

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Know the difference between a rooster and a nympho? Rooster says "cock a doodle doo" nympho says "any cock'll do"

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glad I read that before lunch. Helps me keep my svelte figure.

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lol reminds me of a birdie mail I got last year. Dude said something to the effect that when his granny took her teeth out it was really something special.

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I LOVE older women, but eeewwwww!

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