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TOPIC: I'll do the fukkin dishes!!!!

Created by: Jawwge Original Starting post for this thread:
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck, until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a "FOR SALE" sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is ten years old. It shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and ask the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's about to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. it protects it from the rain." and hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. naturally, they take the bike there. but just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says "i have to tell you something about my family before we go in." " when we eat dinner, we don't talk." in fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "no problem." he says, anything goes. Joe is shocked. right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. in the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes, piled upon the stairs, in corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dished. they sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. as dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. so he leans over and kisses Sandra. no one says a word. so he reaches over and fondles her breast. still nobody says a word. so he stands up, grab her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. his girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sit back down, but nobody says a word. he looks at her mom. "she got a great body," he thinks. so he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still total silence. all of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. suddenly the fathers backs away from the table and shouts. "all right, that's enough. I'll do the fucking dishes.!

Created by: Jawwge
Original Starting post for this thread:

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't 
have much luck, until, one day, he comes 
across a Harley with a "FOR SALE" sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, 
although it is ten years old.  It shiny and 
in absolute mint condition. He immediately 
buys it, and ask the seller how he kept it in 
such great condition for 10 years. "Well, 
it's quite simple, really," says the seller, 
"whenever the bike is outside and it's about 
to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. it 
protects it from the rain." and hands Joe a 
jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, 
Sandra, invites him over to  meet her parents. 
naturally, they take the bike there. but just 
before they enter the house, Sandra stops him 
and says "i have to tell you something about 
my family before we go in." " when we eat 
dinner, we don't talk." in fact, the first 
person who says anything during dinner has to 
do the dishes." "no problem." he says, 
anything goes. Joe is shocked. right in the 
middle of the living room is a huge stack of 
dirty dishes. in the kitchen is another huge 
stack of dishes, piled upon the stairs, in 
corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dished. 
they sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no 
one says a word. as dinner progresses, Joe 
decides to take advantage of the situation. 
so he leans over and kisses Sandra. no one 
says a word. so he reaches over and fondles 
her breast. still nobody says a word. so he 
stands up, grab her, rips her clothes off, 
throws her on the table, and screws her right 
there, in front of her parents. his 
girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is 
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when 
he sit back down, but nobody says a word. he 
looks at her mom. "she got a great body," he 
thinks. so he grabs the mom, bends her over 
the dinner table, and has his way with her 
every which way right there on the dinner 
table. now his girlfriend is furious and her 
dad is boiling, but still total silence. all 
of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder 
and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his 
bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from 
his pocket. suddenly the fathers backs away 
from the table and shouts. "all right, that's 
enough. I'll do the fucking dishes.!

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User Details are only visible to members.	Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck, until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a "FOR SALE" sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is ten years old. It shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and ask the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's about to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. it protects it from the rain." and hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. naturally, they take the bike there. but just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says "i have to tell you something about my family before we go in." " when we eat dinner, we don't talk." in fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "no problem." he says, anything goes. Joe is shocked. right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. in the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes, piled upon the stairs, in corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dished. they sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. as dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. so he leans over and kisses Sandra. no one says a word. so he reaches over and fondles her breast. still nobody says a word. so he stands up, grab her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. his girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sit back down, but nobody says a word. he looks at her mom. "she got a great body," he thinks. so he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still total silence. all of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. suddenly the fathers backs away from the table and shouts. "all right, that's enough. I'll do the fucking dishes.!
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