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TOPIC: Frog Story

Created by: WaterEarth Original Starting post for this thread:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Created by: WaterEarth
Original Starting post for this thread:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 
 
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." 
 
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. 

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. 

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. 
 
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. 
 
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."  
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" 

The bank manager looks back at her and says... 
 
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." 
 
 
(You're singing it, aren't you?  Yeah, I know you are........)

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User Details are only visible to members.	I don't think you'll get an argument from the frog! rofl S
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User Details are only visible to members.	Guess I'll have to (un)zip up to Vermont! Jim :-)
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User Details are only visible to members.	Va, I think Mrs 2's frog/fly needs some attention! Either that or it needs a fly to keep it company! S
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User Details are only visible to members.	"Where's valovers when you need him, anyway?" Busy giving breast massage therapy! LOL Jim :-)
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User Details are only visible to members.	I just cam't believe we're talking about Mrs 2's butt again.......
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User Details are only visible to members.	A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
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