Help
FORUMS › General Discussions › Jokes and Funnies › Favorite Quotes
TOPIC: Favorite_Quotes
« Prev  1 ...  3.2  4.2  5.2  6.2  7.2  8.2  9.2  Next »
73 to 82 of 96
User Details are only visible to members.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some don’t have film.

Philadelphia PA
Username hidden
(2317 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

~George Deukmejian

Emeryville CA
Username hidden
(12254 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"Life is just one damn thing after another." Frank O'Malley

Danville VT
Username hidden
(7485 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"I smell like penis."

A lady friend of mine said this recently and I just laughed my ass off.

Daniels MD
Username hidden
(345 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

~John Madden

Emeryville CA
Username hidden
(12254 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
I was invited played golf at the Montclair (NJ) Country Club last summer. When I arrived, my vanilla friend arranged for Yogi Berra (yes the real Yogi) to be part of our 4-some. After reading many of the quotes about Yogi in this thread, I'm happy to report that they are all true.

Chester NJ
Username hidden
(305 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"When the seconds count the police are just minutes away"

Yarmouth England United Kingdom
Username hidden
(1 post)
User Details are only visible to members.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

~Yogi Berra

Emeryville CA
Username hidden
(12254 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Along the same lines, Thoreau wrote that his greatest fear of death was "to come to die, only to discover that (he) had never lived".

Danville VT
Username hidden
(7485 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Allegedly, when Yogi was in High School he failed yet another exam. The exasperated teacher said "Yogi, don't you know ANYTHING?!?" Yogi responded, "I don't even SUSPECT anything."

gotta say, it sounds a bit fishy, though amusing.

Danville VT
Username hidden
(7485 posts)
« Prev  1 ...  3.2  4.2  5.2  6.2  7.2  8.2  9.2  Next »
73 to 82 of 96
TOPIC: Favorite Quotes
This site does not contain sexually explicit images as defined in 18 U.S.C. 2256.
Accordingly, neither this site nor the contents contained herein are covered by the record-keeping provisions of 18 USC 2257(a)-(c).
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. You must be over 18 to enter or 21 where applicable by law.
All Members are over 18 years of age.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
 
Copyright © 1998-2016 DashBoardHosting, LLC. All Rights Reserved.