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Everyone has a photographic memory; some don’t have film.

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

~George Deukmejian

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"Life is just one damn thing after another." Frank O'Malley

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"I smell like penis."

A lady friend of mine said this recently and I just laughed my ass off.

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Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

~John Madden

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I was invited played golf at the Montclair (NJ) Country Club last summer. When I arrived, my vanilla friend arranged for Yogi Berra (yes the real Yogi) to be part of our 4-some. After reading many of the quotes about Yogi in this thread, I'm happy to report that they are all true.

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"When the seconds count the police are just minutes away"

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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

~Yogi Berra

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Along the same lines, Thoreau wrote that his greatest fear of death was "to come to die, only to discover that (he) had never lived".

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Allegedly, when Yogi was in High School he failed yet another exam. The exasperated teacher said "Yogi, don't you know ANYTHING?!?" Yogi responded, "I don't even SUSPECT anything."

gotta say, it sounds a bit fishy, though amusing.

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