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An old one...

"Practice makes perfect, and I want to leave you perfect in the morning."

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I have my fantasies and illusions and you have your realities; may yours be as pleasant as mine.

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When you hear hoof-beats, think horses, not zebras.

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I heard this one a long time ago.. Life is a bitch and then you marry one.

Lake Hamilton FL
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"Predictable is preventable" an emergency preparedness slogan.

Fort Worth TX
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"Success is by choice, not by chance."- my school principal from some time ago

Pasadena CA
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Failure on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine . . .

Lumberton NC
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My grandpa always said . I don't know everything but there is little I don't know .

Charlie

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Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone Charlie

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@ complete I read this one not long ago. Life is hard but its harder if your stupid Charles

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