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Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.

~Jesse Owens

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Service to others is the rent we pay for our room on Earth. - Muhammad Ali

Kurt, my heart goes out to your friend...

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"Grief is the price we pay for love." --- Dr. Colin Murray Parkes

...to my friend who is losing his wife to cancer.

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Here are a few I remember:

"Fags in California fuck the girls, too! Must be the goddamn orange juice or the sunshine."

"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." --Goethe--

"Can't we all just...get along?"-- Rodney King--

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Ben Franklin--

""Civilized people are taught by logic, barbarians by necessity, communities by tradition; and the lesson is inculcated even in wild beasts by nature itself. They learn that they have to defend their own bodies and persons and lives from violence of any and every kind by all means in their power!" --Cicero--

San Luis Obispo CA
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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.

~D. L. Hughley

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There are three kind of people in this world, those who are good at math, and those who aren't.

New Orleans LA
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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. ~John Stoltenberg Mrs Sav

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This one isn't funny but may be interesting to ponder for some on this site.

"Love is nothing but joy accompanied with the idea of an external cause."

Benedict Spinoza

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"The war on drugs is a war against poor people on street drugs waged by rich people on prescription drugs."

Rosanne Barr

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