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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.

~D. L. Hughley

Emeryville CA
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There are three kind of people in this world, those who are good at math, and those who aren't.

New Orleans LA
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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. ~John Stoltenberg Mrs Sav

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This one isn't funny but may be interesting to ponder for some on this site.

"Love is nothing but joy accompanied with the idea of an external cause."

Benedict Spinoza

Dobbins CA
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"The war on drugs is a war against poor people on street drugs waged by rich people on prescription drugs."

Rosanne Barr

Dobbins CA
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Livin' la Jerry Springerish Vida Loca is a choice not a destination

Frank Gallagher

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If you don't ask the answer is always no.

You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Middletown DE
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When I was young, I knew I wanted to be SOMEbody. Now I wish I had been a little more specific.

The Tappet Brothers

Danville VT
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried! :)

Ithaca NY
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Many thanks Lover xoxox

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