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TOPIC: Favorite_Quotes
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My smart uncle (we all have one, don't we?) gave me a gift once of a copy of Bartlett's Book Of Quotations, saying "Here, now you don't have to think for yourself." We all have some favorites, so let's hear them.
I will start with (in addition to Uncle Walt's above) Frank O'Malley, who said "Life is just one damn thing after another"
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"The difference between death and taxes...is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets" - Will Rogers "Everyone should have two spouses, one to learn with...and one to live with" - me wife's response to previous quote "But your my first!" (UH-OH!) "Never argue with a woman, if your right, she wont admit it and if your wrong...she'll never let you forget it!" - unknown "Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Gen. "Mad Dog" Mattis (U.S.M.C.)
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Buckeye AZ
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if you really piss him off, you're a mile away
. . . .and you have his shoes.
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Danville VT
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My is a woman's like a good steak if it's pink inside it's good to eat
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Gretna LA
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Live your life so that anyone speaking ill of you is branded a liar.
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Northville NY
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"Time is just a way of putting things so everything doesn't happen at once"
Unknown, just read it off a bathroom wall in Eugene, OR in the early 1970's
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Danville VT
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“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.” ? Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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Aventura FL
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You know how when you die, you are not aware of it and it's the people around you who suffer? Well, it's the same thing when you are stupid!
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Bear DE
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No matter how you buff it you can't shine SHIT
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Ronkonkoma NY
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Aka, A stiff dick has no conscience.
BT
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New Orleans LA
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This one goes hand in hand with Ben Franklin's feelings on negotiation:
Hard cock, soft morals
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Dawsonville GA
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TOPIC: Favorite Quotes
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