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TOPIC: Favorite_Quotes
Created by: Inlove1957
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My smart uncle (we all have one, don't we?) gave me a gift once of a copy of Bartlett's Book Of Quotations, saying "Here, now you don't have to think for yourself." We all have some favorites, so let's hear them.

I will start with (in addition to Uncle Walt's above) Frank O'Malley, who said "Life is just one damn thing after another"

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I like to start my day off slow.....and taper off from there.

Coden AL
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I'm so hungry My stomach thinks my throats been cut.

Coden AL
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"People who live in glass houses -- should dress in the basement." Milton Supman a/k/a Soupy Sales

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People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. unknown, heard 30yrs ago

Leesville LA
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance....Baffle 'em with bullshit.

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"you should always mean what you say, but you should NOT always say what you mean"

Danville VT
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Favorite quote from that old reprobate, Ben Franklin:

Neither a fortress nor a virgin can hold out for long, once they begin to negotiate.

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Have a Pepsi and a smile and shut the f--- up.

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The most expensive meal you will ever eat is Pussy

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Your place, or mine?

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