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TOPIC: Favorite_Quotes
Created by: Inlove1957
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My smart uncle (we all have one, don't we?) gave me a gift once of a copy of Bartlett's Book Of Quotations, saying "Here, now you don't have to think for yourself." We all have some favorites, so let's hear them.

I will start with (in addition to Uncle Walt's above) Frank O'Malley, who said "Life is just one damn thing after another"

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"The difference between death and taxes...is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets" - Will Rogers "Everyone should have two spouses, one to learn with...and one to live with" - me wife's response to previous quote "But your my first!" (UH-OH!) "Never argue with a woman, if your right, she wont admit it and if your wrong...she'll never let you forget it!" - unknown "Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Gen. "Mad Dog" Mattis (U.S.M.C.)

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if you really piss him off, you're a mile away

. . . .and you have his shoes.

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My is a woman's like a good steak if it's pink inside it's good to eat

Gretna LA
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Live your life so that anyone speaking ill of you is branded a liar.

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"Time is just a way of putting things so everything doesn't happen at once"

Unknown, just read it off a bathroom wall in Eugene, OR in the early 1970's

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“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.” ? Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

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You know how when you die, you are not aware of it and it's the people around you who suffer? Well, it's the same thing when you are stupid!

Bear DE
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No matter how you buff it you can't shine SHIT

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Aka, A stiff dick has no conscience.

BT

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This one goes hand in hand with Ben Franklin's feelings on negotiation:

Hard cock, soft morals

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