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TOPIC: Drinks:_How_to_identify_personality
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Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality based on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

WOMEN

Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. (Pretentious) Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Gin etc.) Personality: Hanging with boy pals or looking to get drunk and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. ________________________________________________________

MEN - as always, very simple and clear cut.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland)

Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay

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SteveKate, Steve, since you said it's been years since hitting someone, you just learned it is better to hit the bedroom and get laid is better then hitting someone or getting hit, it has it's plus of more time with your lovely Kate.

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Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality based on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

WOMEN

Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. (Pretentious) Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Gin etc.) Personality: Hanging with boy pals or looking to get drunk and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. ________________________________________________________

MEN - as always, very simple and clear cut.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland)

Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay

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