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TOPIC: Deadwood Gazette
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Headline:: Cooper comes out, when asked his opinion if this was worthy news.Al Swearengen was quoted as saying " Cocksucker "

Mayhem the poster

It's a joke save the hate mail for the censor officer please.

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Deadwood Gazette summer edition

Summer is moving along at a fast pace this year without any WOW from the weather either. Not one fucking hurricane tearing shit up has been reported. Not even a pussy ass tropical storm worth any salt has made the headlines. Sucks to be a weather guy this summer that's for sure.

Sports ain't much better. No scandals or good gossip , that gay kid got his first nfl sack , and a little league girl got on the cover of sports illustrated. That's some metro ass sports. Sucks to be a sports reporter that's for sure.

Robin Williams deciding to take a dirt nap is about the only real celebrity news that could make a front page story. This ice bucket challenge with movie and television stars posting videos is kinda news worthy for the attentionwhore factor. Sucks to be a entertainment reporter that's for sure.

So in closing

Weather it's fucking hot Sports waiting for football season Entertainment you just read it , it don't get any better. It sure sucks to be you that's for sure ;)

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An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

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Wow it's been a year and a day since my last issue. Fucking internet is killing the newspaper business I tell you....lol

Weather, it's fucking hot Sports , waiting on football season Gossip, you got any ?

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This just in.. the inquisition of Hopsing is starting to wind down. He is quoted as having said " Fucking white people trying to paula dean Hop, fuk you whitebread mutherfukers !! " NO soup for you !!

Ben Cartwright had no comment as usual.

Around the threads, in Sanford Florida the propagandist camps are settling into the re-hashment phase. Central Florida awaits with baited breath to sing their hero's name again M.I.C.K.E.Y :)

This just in AL CAPONE has gone to Florida shopping, He is considering moving there for their betterment....say it ain't so folks, Thxs Big Al

Yellowstone national park is on the fence about using the verbiage *unfaithful* on signage in and around the park to protect the Literal visitors sensibility's that one can set their clock to *old faithful* shooting his wade on demand and daily !! the times are a changing folks :)

Weather.....it's fucking hot...it rains...it gets hot again. Sports.....gonefishinguntilfootballsason,,in a word.

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Breaking News.....Our comment tab is working *smile* Yea !! tech dept. Thanks for your readership Fundamental, the law of averages has worked. Type enough stuff and someone will get the puns *smile*

This just in....there is a photo shopping scandal a brew concerning porno peoples. Word on the street is..........bids are out for a Certified pest control company to get the dirty rats. The other word on the block is * yawn

** block has been used in place of street to refer to a tech feature and as another word for *street thus using it as a pun with a point *smile*

Other breaking stuff......The Associated Press SANFORD, Fla. — In testy exchanges, George Zimmerman's defense attorney insinuated that the young woman who was on the phone with Trayvon Martin shortly before he was fatally shot was not believable because of inconsistencies in her story.

*** There are SO many late night one liner jokes after watching this unfold on the evening news that it's a crime I can't type them out. I ain't going to get all Paula Deaned up in here damn it...lmao

Richard Pryor is said to have rolled back over in his grave saying "them Crackers are crazy "

Weather....its fucking hot Sports.....gone fishinguntilfootballseason

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FF is correct. It _is_ hot here in Atlanta...

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Breaking news..... There are thugs in the ranks of the NFL, Who the fuck knew??

In other news, Paula Dean is said to be consoling herself with comfort foods. Haters are reporting she isn't eating chicken and demand that she eat her words. Most normal folks are just saying bless her rich southern heart she will be fine. Richard Pryor is said to be rolling over in his grave, Cracker said what ?

Weather ....it's fucking hot, it rains ...it gets fucking hot again !!!

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This just in.....A photo of Kate Gosselin in which she appears to be mocking Asians has popped up online, and not surprisingly has sparked controversy and outrage.

In the photo, the former reality star can be seen wearing a molded headpiece resembling a geisha-style hairdo, while pulling the skin around her eyes to the sides of her face.

The controversial photo popped up just as Kate is preparing for her lawsuit against her ex-husband and author Robert Hoffman, who released a tell-all e-book titled "Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled The World." The book was pulled from Amazon just two days after its release following charges of inappropriately obtained confidential documents.

Weather....It's fucking HOT !!! Sporting.....Who cares until football starts Coupons ..... we don't have any

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Breaking news .....During an interview for their new film, “White House Down,” Jamie Foxx talks about what he thinks President Obama is like behind closed doors.

Channing Tatum is seen and heard Cracking Up at his Costar’s "Obama Joke". The general public gives NO Fuk...

In other news ...The Black Hawks win the Stanley Cup and No fuk is given outside of Chicago.

Weather its fucking Hot

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06/24/13Headline :: From...The Pats training camp, Timmy is in the house !!! Shower talk is abound. Who's going to be the first active NFL player to come out of the closet?

Weather...... it's fucking hot Gossip ......what'd you hear?

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