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TOPIC: Cooking_Shows__Porn
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So a husband walked into the room one day and saw I was watching a Cooking Show and he asks" Why bother honey you know you can't cook?" the wife replied " That doesn't stop you from watching Porn does it ?"

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LOL

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Oh great now we have men masturbating to cooking shows ....what's the world cumming to......besides EVERYTHING lol

Mrs Sav

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Cooking shows are a form of porn. We all know that food and sex mix very well together, but cooking shows? YES. Next time you are having some "fun" turn on the food network, BUT make sure you can't SEE the TV. Guys, you might hear Rachael Ray saying something like: " Now we want to whip this up to a stiff white frothy stage, (pause), Now THAT tastes sooo good." OR "Remember, you can't have too much sausage, at least I can't" Audio porn, compliments of the Food Network. I do some of my best writing, when I'm "baked".

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So a husband walked into the room one day and saw I was watching a Cooking Show and he asks" Why bother honey you know you can't cook?" the wife replied " That doesn't stop you from watching Porn does it ?"

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