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TOPIC: Best one liner ever
Created by: ClassicPAcpl
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Its an old George Carlin Bit;

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2 guys in an elevator;

1 guy farts;

Everyone knows who did it

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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One of my favorites, especially since a Swinger's Forum adds additional connotations to the word "take", is Henny Youngman's:

"Take my wife, please!"

Maybe Mrs. Youngman was a hotwife? LOL

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my wife thought i should get a penis enlarger, so i went out and hooked up with a 25 year old...yep that enlarged it.

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Its an old George Carlin Bit

2 guys in an elevator

1 guy farts

Everyone knows who did it

Plains PA
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TOPIC: Best one liner ever