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TOPIC: Beastly_Stories
Created by: valovers703
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Since the discussion in another Forum turned this morning to bestiality and invoked some humorous retorts about dogs, sheep, & goats, I thought I'd contribute this story:

It seems the Sheriff's deputy in Walker County, Alabama was driving down an unpaved back road one day when he spotted a middle-aged man sitting on the front steps of his dilapidated old shack. He had his pants down around his ankles, and there was a goat sitting in his lap!

Naturally, the deputy arrested the derelict for bestiality and he was brought up on trial in front of a judge and jury.

The judge asked him, "Is it true that last Wednesday morning you were sitting on your front steps with your pants down around your ankles?"

"Yes, your Honor."

"And is it true that you had a goat sitting on your lap?"

"Yes, your Honor."

"And were you having SEX with that goat?"

"Well, yes your Honor, but she was LOVING it! Why, she was even licking my forearm all the while!"

At that point a Good Ol' Boy in the jury box elbowed the guy sitting next to him and said "You know, a good goat will DO that!"

ROFL

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Valovers, you're a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy, LOL.

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Since the discussion in another Forum turned this morning to bestiality and invoked some humorous retorts about dogs, sheep, & goats, I thought I'd contribute this story:

It seems the Sheriff's deputy in Walker County, Alabama was driving down an unpaved back road one day when he spotted a middle-aged man sitting on the front steps of his dilapidated old shack. He had his pants down around his ankles, and there was a goat sitting in his lap!

Naturally, the deputy arrested the derelict for bestiality and he was brought up on trial in front of a judge and jury.

The judge asked him, "Is it true that last Wednesday morning you were sitting on your front steps with your pants down around your ankles?"

"Yes, your Honor."

"And is it true that you had a goat sitting on your lap?"

"Yes, your Honor."

"And were you having SEX with that goat?"

"Well, yes your Honor, but she was LOVING it! Why, she was even licking my forearm all the while!"

At that point a Good Ol' Boy in the jury box elbowed the guy sitting next to him and said "You know, a good goat will DO that!"

ROFL

Culpeper VA
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