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TOPIC: Balance
Created by: alndee2000
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found > him, resting on the seventh day. > He inquired, "Where have you been?" > God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, > "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." > Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. "What is it?" > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to > call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." > "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, > Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while > Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent > of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in > all things." > God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be > extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." > The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area > and said, "What's that one?" > "That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are > beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and > plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, > modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the > world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, > carriers of peace, and producers of software." > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what > about balance, God? You said there would be balance." > God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots > I put there."

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found > him, resting on the seventh day. > He inquired, "Where have you been?" > God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, > "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." > Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. "What is it?" > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to > call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." > "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, > Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while > Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent > of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in > all things." > God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be > extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." > The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area > and said, "What's that one?" > "That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are > beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and > plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, > modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the > world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, > carriers of peace, and producers of software." > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what > about balance, God? You said there would be balance." > God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots > I put there."

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