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Had to bump this thread. Some of the posts really made me laugh.

Mrs kilo has this knack of picking up the most obscure details in photos that have, in some cases resulted in a 'no thanks' response. A couple of the funny ones:

Nice mid-action oral shot, but there is a narrow swatch of light plaid 1970's golfing trousers peeking through. Instant ewwww!

Pic of the guy in a club setting clearly enjoying himself. Mrs kilo's comment: "Must be an engineer. He has a pen in his shirt pocket when he is partying." ROFLMAO. 'Course, she has a thing for engineers.

One of my own screw ups: Shot about 50 pics of Mrs kilo in a hot black party dress. Paid attention to the background composition and furniture; all clean and tidy. Downloaded the pics and then noticed that the ladder behind me was visible in the mirror behind her in every single shot! ARRGH!

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realnplano

Hey neighbor! Welcum to the forums virgin poster! Glad to see you here. Hope to see more from you. Enjoy your holiday!

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How about the pics of guys that the profile says Single. The only pics they have are them holding their penis with the wedding ring showing in every pic....lol

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What we find amusing are the profiles of so called single men. Some take photos of themselves in the bathroom and you see cotton balls,makeup,or other items that single men would not have in their possesion unless a woman was in their place.

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Just did a quick check before replying...LOL...an empty plate with a fork on it is our biggest crime.....but it's clean and awaiting food...honest...:)

Anyway, some good points. My biggest gripe is just crappy pictures in general....I can't believe anyone who does not have a digital camera doesn't at least know someone who can loan them one....just IMO of course.

Alan and Jen

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Wow, just found this topic, and we thought we were the only ones looking at the ENTIRE picture, not just the fleshy bits in it. Worst one we've seen yet was a wife bent over the toilet showing her azz while there was construction debris all around, just looked like it was so... Uuugh. Que serah, but definatly, please people, clean up your area before you start taking pics, please?

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I guess I'll resist the temptation to have someone take a picture of Mrs. Valovers & me lying naked on the sidewalk with our grocery cart full of Hefty trash bags containing all our possessions and looking like homeless people.

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better hope the pictures that are being sent to you are really the couple or single your chatting with and not 10-20 years old. You see so many glamour shots sent to you, the people you meet still may not look like the same person.

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Ah, Rufus the wonder dog! He comes in real handy for licking all the lime scale & black mildew off the bathroom floors & shower walls. Now if I could just get him to stop ruining the caulk!

Jim (owner of Rufus, the magic-tongued labrador retriever beloved by LadyWife)

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Yes and I'm not getting in anything you bathe rufus in either!

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