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Yeah, we've heard it before. What you lack in microns you make up for in enthusiasm, right? ;)

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I use a precision device to measure my length and girth to within 500 microns. After some chick accused me of being 20 microns shorter than advertised I started getting the measurements certified by department of weights and measures.

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Doc-right, anything above 8 is exceptional from what I've seen but so many people lie or aren't measuring correctly. So that dovetails into my original point about it being completely fair to ask a guy about his size when a party is looking to hook up with him but that it is almost pointless since so many people don't tell the truth.

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Thats because he is cheating on Coke with Pepsi, see thats what happens when you cheat and go bareback.

Philadelphia PA
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That Coke Zero guy is always in the clinic!

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See, I knew going bareback would catch up with me. I seen Dr Pepper, He said have 3 cokes and call him in the morning :)

Philadelphia PA
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Don't fret, y'all. Just make an appointment with a can of Dr. Pepper- she can cure what ails you.

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"infection"

Shouldn't have fucked that Pepsi bareback.

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True, but only Pepsi cans gave me an infection from the cut.

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You can get a nasty cut that way.

I heard. Somewhere.

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