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Objects in the skillet are closer than they appear. Or is it objects in the skillet are smaller than they appear? Perhaps it should be don't put your dick in a skillet?
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Perhaps this a great idea for a new business; smaller- scaled replicas of popular bottled beverages. Think about it.
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"I detest pics like this"
*looking for my old beer bottle dick pic to send you |
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I had a guy send a pic of his next to a can of shaving cream. I detest pics like this but had to laugh when I noticed that it was a travel size shaving cream!
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I had a guy write me a while back and attach a picture of his cock taken next to a soda can. He had the same girth as the can and was about 2 inches longer. And I could tell from his message that all his brain were in his little head... I passed ;-)
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I once got my thumbs stuck in two Rolling Rock bottles I tried to smuggle out of the bar in the pockets of my big, full skirt. I was slightly tipsy, tripped outside the entrance and did a faceplant right into the shrubbery - in front of the guy I was trying to impress with the beer smuggling. Yeah - I was a superhottie even back then -
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I loved those little 7 ounce ponies in the summertime. Beer stayed cold for the whole 90 seconds it took to drink one. I called them training beers.
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San Quentin CA |
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Did you use a pony bottle to fake her out?
Sorry - had to It was between that and Bud lite? |
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Doc, When I was first getting into this a few years ago I lucked up and met a couple online; an amazingly hot MILF. Before meeting she wanted to see a pic of my tool next to something for a size reference. It seemed sort of creepy, but I really wanted to get with her, so I laid a Budweiser bottle on the vanity countertop, plopped my boner down next to it, and sent her the pic.
Embarrassing to admit now, but at the time fucking her was worth it. I'm sure I still have the pic somewhere, but I haven't uploaded it here. |
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