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. . . .or in my case, Less Filling, Tastes Great

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One time a Dood sent me a pic of his cock next to a bottle of Bud. I always thought he should have included the caption, "this one's for you".

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It always make me laugh when I see a cock laying there next to a beer can, remote control, whatever. I just can't imagine the set up for that picture. Now I'm imagining a cock with a Buick LeSabre.... but the Hot Wheels version. LOL I think I'd actually respond to a man with a sense of humor about measuring his cock.

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You remember taking pictures, holding your hand out, with some landmark or vehicle in the distance behind you, how it made it look as if you were holding said landmark "on" your hand? Well, maybe you could apply the same idea here, and hold your hand further than your junk, to make it appear huge! Who needs to measure when the pic clearly shows that you are as big as a RedBull can, or a beer bottle, or even a Buick LeSabre!

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"opt out when the rubber meets the road, so to speak. " LOL

Hey I figure by now that a measurement requirement is probably not the couple/lady for me.

The sexy and good stuff is me and you can't measure that!

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Jacksonville FL
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LOL. I wouldn't fib in this lifestyle. All women carry measuring tape.

Honestly, my advice, measure one time and forget it. If you can use it to their liking you are good. Lots of women say they want a huge dick but they opt out when the rubber meets the road, so to speak.

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Thanks for the additional advice...not measure the head? I'm trying to get as much out of this guy as I can...LOL

As for the fake ruler, I knew this guy who did a tomato growing contest with his father-in-law every year. One year they couldn't get together so the FIL took a picture of his tomato next to a ruler...yep, you guessed it, he photocopied the ruler and shrunk it down before putting it next to the tomato...he fessed up after he won! LOL

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I measure on top from the base where the vein starts to just below the head. I leave the head off because it varies in size - acorn to plum. For circumference I measure the part just below the head where my foreskin was pulled back. So, I'm about 7nx7 and a little more than 8 if I count the head. It's how they measure it in the porn industry or how they used to anyway.

It really doesn't matter though. Put in a number for the profile and forget about it. Focus on being the total package and size won't really matter because you'll be fulfilling fantasies - which are more important than penis size or cup size.

~Joel

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I should market a ruler, that looks like the typical wooden ruler, in inches, BUT make it slightly scaled down. That way every dude here that wants to take a self pic of his pecker next to the ruler will look bigger. I'd be rich!

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sweettart - OUCH! LOL

I've never had complaints and I have other skills....just trying to be prepared.

I guess I'm kind of a fireplug - 6 x 6 - fills side to side plenty fine!

LOL - this is such a great lifestyle - I'll get more Google opinions in the cuming weeks!

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