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TOPIC: How_do_you_measure_this_thing
Created by: itsbeen20yrs
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OK - Really dumb question, but how do you measure your manhood? I was married over 20 years and it never came up. (well, it did, but you know what I mean! :-))

I think I can handle (excuse the pun) the girth measuring part - find the fattest part and measure around.

Length - from the base to tip, ok now on top, bottom from the sack, on the side, take an average? I can come up with a number of lengths...of course I'd use the longest one, but I don't want to have any false advertising issues. LOL

Maybe I shouldn't worry about it, anyone purely interested in the size won't like me because my personality is much larger!

Thanks and go easy on me! LOL

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@Peg "Hmmmm...the dollar as a penile measuring device...this is rife with humor. "

Old joke: Guy wants a tattoo of a $100 bill on his manhood. Tattoo guy asks why? I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and I know my wife likes to blow a hundred bucks!

Jacksonville FL
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Late day and a short dollar?

Richland MS
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Hmmmm...the dollar as a penile measuring device...this is rife with humor.

Ocean City NJ
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Hey now, darlin'. Just because you need a pony keg for reference instead of a beer can doesn't mean the rest of the fellows can't have some fun.

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Oh good grief.

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I say use a US dollar bill (and $). They are 6" long which is the average length for most men. Just lay the bill down on top of your fully erect penis and at a glance you'll be able to see it you are larger, average, or smaller than the stats. You can even use the bill to measure your girth, but it will only tell you <=> 6".

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Like drive you craaaaaaazy over and over again!

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Too bad we can't have a "Pics of Dicks with Unlikely Objects" week over in Body Parts. I'm thinking snow shovel, Payday candy bar, vacuum cleaner, etc.

A fellow once sent me a pic with his dick and a steering wheel. My guess is that if it could drive, it could do ALL SORTS of magical things.

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lol.. Love it Mr InLove!

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Funny how these things take on a life of their own... :-)

As a single male, I prefer...Buuuuuussssscccchhh!

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