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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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Or really, really get your ear in there...

I like the sound. It's like white noise. I don't like the smell of low tide...like that of the Fulton Fish Market on a summer Fri afternoon at about 4 pm...or of the cheese making process. No siree!

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BT yes, but you know you have to turn it a certain way ;)

OT = commercial's over, let's finish the movie now

Kernersville NC
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If I put my ear up against it, do you think I'll be able to HEAR the ocean too?

New Orleans LA
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I have to fart

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... that's not a crotch!

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your crotch smells like BO

Woodbury NJ
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If you can't feel it, then that is YOUR problem, not mine.

lol

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Is it suppose to smell like that....

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Coco, i thought that last bit was #6. Lol

OT: can you even GET that thing hard?!?

I am NOT doing CPR!

Mcallen TX
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1. Get off me. I'll do it myself

2. On second thought, lets turn the lights back off

3. No! You're too fat to be on top

4. What's your name again

5. Perhaps you're just out of practice

I think that is enough for now.

Manor DE
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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex