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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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Did you shower at all

Ronkonkoma NY
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Can I turn on the television?

Lyons NY
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Im only here for the beer

Ronkonkoma NY
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Did the dog fart or is that you breath

Lyons NY
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SBL: numbers 4 through 6 -- good ones!

here's this morning's thought:

that breath is gonna make me retch--got mouthwash?

Manville NJ
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Here are a few;

1. It could be bigger.

2. I’m bored.

3. Let’s just get this over with. - (Going to I'm bored).

4. Acting like a dick will not make yours any bigger.

5. You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

6. No, I don't have a headache, you are just not turning me on!

Oh my, I could have just gone on and on, I'm bad. ;-))))

Delmar MD
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Dude, is that erect?

Madison AL
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Your sister is a better fuck, even when she' s passed out, then you are awake.

Lyons NY
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Your so fat, am I fucking your pussy or is that a wrinkle?

Lyons NY
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My dog always does that.. just give him a minute and he'll finish.

Windermere FL
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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex