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Don't light a match
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Mcallen TX |
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Can I have a magazine please? I'm tired of making faces out of the designs on the ceiling.
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Woodville TX |
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are you done yet? I really need to file my nails.
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Louisville KY |
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My cat will only lick you, not bite
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Tempe AZ |
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Can my dog watch?
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San Antonio TX |
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What was that crawling over there?!?
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Mcallen TX |
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"Oh, SHIT! I forgot Animal is getting out of prison today~you'd better get out of town!"
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Mcallen TX |
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four scored seven years ago, our for father's ....I'm sorry, where were we?
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Tempe AZ |
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Geez... I can't remember if I locked the doors.
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Eastpointe MI |
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"Yeah, I just ran away from juvie earlier today"
{Really happened to me when I was a teen. He was a nice guy, but oy! It's hard to get into the groove when you're afraid the cops are going to come bursting in!} |
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Mcallen TX |
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