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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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Phone rings

Him: Oh shit she can't know you're here

Her: I thought you were single?

FAIL

Kernersville NC
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Does this look infected?


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She says: I hate when a blow job turns into a job!

Chicago IL
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Do you think I should pop it or just leave it alone?


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We really need to clean up the yard this week.

San Antonio TX
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Her: Are you in yet?

Him: I can't tell!

I'm here all week people.


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Get off me, I'll do it myself !

Kernersville NC
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I was really hoping for butt sex tonight. If you're not up for it, do you think your husband is?

Toledo OH
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There's a sex position called "The midnight Cowboy."

You have sex, missionary style. You passionately call out another woman's name. If you can't stay on for another 8 seconds, no score.

Fort Worth TX
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Calling her the wrong name.lol


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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex