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If I put my ear up against it, do you think I'll be able to HEAR the ocean too?

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I have to fart

Ronkonkoma NY
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... that's not a crotch!

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your crotch smells like BO

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If you can't feel it, then that is YOUR problem, not mine.

lol

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Is it suppose to smell like that....

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Coco, i thought that last bit was #6. Lol

OT: can you even GET that thing hard?!?

I am NOT doing CPR!

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1. Get off me. I'll do it myself

2. On second thought, lets turn the lights back off

3. No! You're too fat to be on top

4. What's your name again

5. Perhaps you're just out of practice

I think that is enough for now.

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Ouch ..... LMSLAO ...... that is a good one.

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I have a penis cover for you that will make you wider & longer

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