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Your sister is a better fuck, even when she' s passed out, then you are awake.

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Your so fat, am I fucking your pussy or is that a wrinkle?

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My dog always does that.. just give him a minute and he'll finish.

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you need to lose weight

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Mine if my kids watch?

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Don't mind them, they're just my kids

(Bringing this over from the "ruin a date in 5 words" thread)

Chicago IL
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I am so drunk I think I am going to puke

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Well I'm sure my goat thinks your breath is nasty too.

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Your "mom" does it better...

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Your mom liked this earlier

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