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Damn tootin', Stella!

Asshattery at its finest, but color me biased.

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So this is what asshatery looks like ;)

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while holding a jar of Grey Poupon

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Though, only if said with a British accent.

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Let's run away and open a Spam Farm

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Or really, really get your ear in there...

I like the sound. It's like white noise. I don't like the smell of low tide...like that of the Fulton Fish Market on a summer Fri afternoon at about 4 pm...or of the cheese making process. No siree!

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BT yes, but you know you have to turn it a certain way ;)

OT = commercial's over, let's finish the movie now

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If I put my ear up against it, do you think I'll be able to HEAR the ocean too?

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I have to fart

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... that's not a crotch!

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