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Let's run away and open a Spam Farm

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Or really, really get your ear in there...

I like the sound. It's like white noise. I don't like the smell of low tide...like that of the Fulton Fish Market on a summer Fri afternoon at about 4 pm...or of the cheese making process. No siree!

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BT yes, but you know you have to turn it a certain way ;)

OT = commercial's over, let's finish the movie now

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If I put my ear up against it, do you think I'll be able to HEAR the ocean too?

New Orleans LA
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I have to fart

Ronkonkoma NY
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... that's not a crotch!

Mcallen TX
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your crotch smells like BO

Woodbury NJ
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If you can't feel it, then that is YOUR problem, not mine.

lol

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Is it suppose to smell like that....

Saddle Brook NJ
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Coco, i thought that last bit was #6. Lol

OT: can you even GET that thing hard?!?

I am NOT doing CPR!

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