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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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what happen to the puck

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what the h-e-doublehockey sticks was that?!

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I only do that on weekends

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You mean she doesn't give it away like you do

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She only take cash, no check or master card

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I want to fuck your sister

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Well, along those lines....

"I see dead people..."

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"Hello Clarice."

-A very effective buzzkill, whether delivered when she walks through your door...or at 3 am, when she opens her eyes to find you staring at her, bright eyed, but best when delivered at the very moment when a man falls to one knee and peels a woman's panties from her body. The last example works best when prefaced with a "Why" and closed with an exclamation point.

So, that's what I got for you - off the cuff. Given more time, I'm sure I could come up with something more creative.

BT

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He wasn't that good really

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My brother was waaaay better

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex