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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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I had onions for lunch today.
They give me gas . |
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reminds me of a woman I was with last week. I went down on her & said "damn, you have a big pussy" damn, you have a big pussy.
she asked why I said it twice I told her that I didn't. |
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(talk about spreading out...)
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Last night, my wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and she wants ME to drive!
Ok, how about "go ahead and finish, this ones just for you". That's not a good one to hear. |
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My balls itch...
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Is that your pussy or ass I am in? I cannot tell.
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mmmmmm chicken and biscuits!
(at anytime during sex) |
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This from an old fav TV show, "thirty something:"
"Didn't you shave your legs?" |
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I told a guy to spell RUN once while we where going at it ....
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I have plenty but one of my favorites has always been saying "oops" for no reason then letting her wonder why I said it. lol
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