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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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A friend of ours was telling us once she was so drunk that she thought she was going to pass out while her husband was fucking her. She told her husband "baby my pussy is starting to hurt". He replied "Baby, thats not your pussy"
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" hold on I have a hair"
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Mercersburg PA |
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I had onions for lunch today.
They give me gas . |
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reminds me of a woman I was with last week. I went down on her & said "damn, you have a big pussy" damn, you have a big pussy.
she asked why I said it twice I told her that I didn't. |
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Philadelphia PA |
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(talk about spreading out...)
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San Antonio TX |
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Last night, my wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and she wants ME to drive!
Ok, how about "go ahead and finish, this ones just for you". That's not a good one to hear. |
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My balls itch...
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Willow Grove PA |
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Is that your pussy or ass I am in? I cannot tell.
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Ashland KY |
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mmmmmm chicken and biscuits!
(at anytime during sex) |
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Columbus OH |
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This from an old fav TV show, "thirty something:"
"Didn't you shave your legs?" |
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