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thats never happened to me before...lol...
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Toa Baja PR |
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ouch!!! cramp
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Dallas NC |
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or,,,,Your mom called today and wanted to know................
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Mercersburg PA |
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...or I think I've got to pee ! ;)
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Willow Grove PA |
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A friend of ours was telling us once she was so drunk that she thought she was going to pass out while her husband was fucking her. She told her husband "baby my pussy is starting to hurt". He replied "Baby, thats not your pussy"
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Mercersburg PA |
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" hold on I have a hair"
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Mercersburg PA |
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I had onions for lunch today.
They give me gas . |
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Willow Grove PA |
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reminds me of a woman I was with last week. I went down on her & said "damn, you have a big pussy" damn, you have a big pussy.
she asked why I said it twice I told her that I didn't. |
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Philadelphia PA |
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(talk about spreading out...)
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San Antonio TX |
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Last night, my wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and she wants ME to drive!
Ok, how about "go ahead and finish, this ones just for you". That's not a good one to hear. |
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White Plains MD |
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